Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Top 5 Cradle Snatchin Relationships!!

It all started with that damn "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" movie! Now Every old woman wants a young man! What is exactly a cradle snatcher?? Let me give you an example, If you were a teenager, or older, in the year that i was born.....YOU'RE A CRADLE SNATCHER!!

5. Jay-Z and Beyonce aka Mr. and Mrs. Carter! YEAH I SAID IT! JAY-Z IS A CRADLE SNATCHER! He is 12 years older than her, which made him a preteen when she was born, lol! Don't get me wrong now, I LOVE them both. And i thought it would be funny to put them up so don't get all cranky!



4. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. They've been together for quite some times and are technically old news but SHE'S STILL A CRADLE SNATCHER! Married or not, who cares! Ashton is 30, didn't think he was that old, and Demi is 46. Sooooo, when she was 16, he was just born. For some strange reason though, when i found out that they were together, i wasn't as disgusted. Oh Well!


3. Usher and Tameka Foster. YEAH I SAID IT!! To tell you the truth guys, she's not really a cradle snatcher being that they're only 10 years apart, Tameka, 40, and Usher, 30. Honestly, i just hate this relationship. It just doesn't seem right!! I just feel like Usher could do so much better! He was with Chili for goodness sake! Cradle snatcher too but at least she was pretty!! This bitch already had like 20 kids when you met her and now yall done added 2 more??! Might as well form yall own football team!



2. Mr. and Mrs. Carey.....I mean Cannon, lol. The one who was once the victim of a cradle snatch is now the one doing the cradle snatching! Mariah's former husband was 21 years older than her!! Not that much of a cradle snatcher herself though, they are only 10 years apart, but this is just a weird relationship. Who would have thought that the slut-dressing singer would fall in love with a Nickelodeon star?? Don't get hostile, i didn't call her a slut, i just said that she dresses like one. But hey, whatever makes them happy!



1. And the Number one spot goes to Ray J and Whitney. Whitney is 18 years old than Ray J! In my previous post i announced that the couple was back together. THIS RELATIONSHIP IS THE WEIRDEST OF THE WEIRD. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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