THE POLLS ARE IN!!

For 12 days i posted a poll asking "Do you pee in the shower?" and quite a few of you answered. Well the results are in! 46 percent of you nasty bastards said "YES AND PROUD" while 46 percent of you also said "Ummm No" which also means, yeah i do but I'm not gonna admit it". Only 8 percent of you said "That Shit Is Nasty". Therefore, the polls were split, surprising. I asked this question because my bestfriend (I only have one, so i just told on her) raised the subject to my attention. On a national poll, 75 percent of college students said that they pee in the shower. Lazy bastards!!! Hop your asses out and shower and piss in the toilet!

BEYONCE CRAZE!!!!

Everybody has seen the Justin Timberlake and Beyonce skit on SNL but there are A LOT of people are getting familiar with this Single Ladies dance! Here are a couple of good, bad, and ugly remakes!!


Single Ladies Man is probably this most popular of the bunch! You must admit it, HE DID THAT!!



I Don't even know WHAT to say about this one!!



He tried!!



These ladies did pretty good! The best female remake yet!


VERY INTERESTING..... MAYBE I'LL MAKE MY OWN REMAKE!! LOL

BitchNiggas

Ladies, are you dealin with a guy that just get on your nerves because of the lame shit he does. Well he is what we call a BitchNigga. A BitchNigga comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Even a fat white man can be a BitchNigga. Here's a list of things that BitchNiggas do.

1. When ever you call the BitchNigga, he never picks up but then complains that you never call his ass! WTF!

2. He'd rather hang with his homeboys than hang out with you! (Now this is some questionable shit!)

3. He always wants you to meet him at the club.....And......He always brings his homeboys along!

4. A BitchNigga always wants you to come over to the crib! (Damn BitchNigga, Take a Girl Out!!)

5. A BitchNigga always fronts in front of his boys but when yall talk on the phone, he becomes a SAP ASS NIGGA!

Ladies, these are just a few symptons of a BitchNigga, trust me there are many more! Statistics show that 5 in 10 guys are BitchNiggas so be on the look out and choose wisely. Real Men are an endangered species so we better handcuff the very few that are left!

Disclaimer: This post is not directed towards anyone! However, if you get offended, then maybe you should take a step back and look at yourself and then ask, "Am I A BitchNigga?"

The Top 5 Cradle Snatchin Relationships!!

It all started with that damn "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" movie! Now Every old woman wants a young man! What is exactly a cradle snatcher?? Let me give you an example, If you were a teenager, or older, in the year that i was born.....YOU'RE A CRADLE SNATCHER!!

5. Jay-Z and Beyonce aka Mr. and Mrs. Carter! YEAH I SAID IT! JAY-Z IS A CRADLE SNATCHER! He is 12 years older than her, which made him a preteen when she was born, lol! Don't get me wrong now, I LOVE them both. And i thought it would be funny to put them up so don't get all cranky!



4. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. They've been together for quite some times and are technically old news but SHE'S STILL A CRADLE SNATCHER! Married or not, who cares! Ashton is 30, didn't think he was that old, and Demi is 46. Sooooo, when she was 16, he was just born. For some strange reason though, when i found out that they were together, i wasn't as disgusted. Oh Well!


3. Usher and Tameka Foster. YEAH I SAID IT!! To tell you the truth guys, she's not really a cradle snatcher being that they're only 10 years apart, Tameka, 40, and Usher, 30. Honestly, i just hate this relationship. It just doesn't seem right!! I just feel like Usher could do so much better! He was with Chili for goodness sake! Cradle snatcher too but at least she was pretty!! This bitch already had like 20 kids when you met her and now yall done added 2 more??! Might as well form yall own football team!



2. Mr. and Mrs. Carey.....I mean Cannon, lol. The one who was once the victim of a cradle snatch is now the one doing the cradle snatching! Mariah's former husband was 21 years older than her!! Not that much of a cradle snatcher herself though, they are only 10 years apart, but this is just a weird relationship. Who would have thought that the slut-dressing singer would fall in love with a Nickelodeon star?? Don't get hostile, i didn't call her a slut, i just said that she dresses like one. But hey, whatever makes them happy!



1. And the Number one spot goes to Ray J and Whitney. Whitney is 18 years old than Ray J! In my previous post i announced that the couple was back together. THIS RELATIONSHIP IS THE WEIRDEST OF THE WEIRD. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Ray J and Whitney Back Together??!!!

Yes everyone its true! Brandy's brother and Bobby's Ex-wife and back together!! HOLD UP... I didn't know they broke up! Or most importantly, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY EVEN TOGETHER??!! Whitney is 45 and Ray J is 27!! Technically, she could be his mother, they are 18 years apart!! I guess Whitney wants some young meat in her life after Bobby's old ass but i don't know why the hell Ray J would want Whitney, the bitch is crazy! Ok i take that back, sorry for callin Whitney a bitch, but she still crazy! Must be love, because it ain't yo face!!

The REAL BROKE Housewives of Atlanta

Everyone has been tuned into the new Real Housewives of Atlanta of Bravo. Watching five rich housewives live the lavish life. Turns out, some of the housewives ain't so rich, and the rest ain't even housewives. Only 3 out of the five women are married. Sheree and Kim are both EX-wives. In the show Sheree was relying on her clothing line while Kim was relying on "Big Poppa". As for the rest, Nene has reportedly lost her home and is currently living in a townhouse. Lisa is still doing her thing even though her husband is no longer playing football. The only one living the true lavish life is Deshawn Snow, wife of Eric Snow. Stay tuned though yall because there is going to be a SECOND SEASON!! If you ask me, a couple of these housewives need to be kicked off *cough* Nene, Sheree, and Kim *cough*! :)

Oh No They Didn't! (Week 1)

Some of these celebrities have LOST their mind. Here are a few looks that you shouldn't copy from your famous favorites.


I love the Divas but WTF!! Patti looks like she's about to have some green tea, the one in the middle looks like she's about to go fishin with that net she's wearin, and Chaka looks like she had dinner at Medieval Times. Lets get it together ladies!!

Paris...Paris...Paris. The dress is cute, i must admit, but her hat looks like she had a wedding cake on top of her head. The white nails are just too much. This look is a little to matchy-matchy.


Mary J. Damn!! I wonder how many animals had to die just so you could look fly. Even the Louis scarf is fur! PETA will be comin after you ASAP!

The Hills Is Ending :(

So, after four exciting, drama filled seasons, The Hills is finally ending. Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, and Whitney, and lets not forget the free-loaders, Spencer, Stephanie, Justin Bobby, etc., are going their separate ways living their lives without the camera. Hopefully now that The Hills is over, Lauren can FINALLY find a freakin boyfriend and stop messing with Brody, Audrina can leave Justin Bobby alone and realize that that's not going anywhere, and Heidi.... Do we really need to get on Heidi?? How stupid can you be to marry the biggest asshole in the world? Was that really a good decision to make? Your family HATES him, you almost lost your job, and you have no friends because of him. That plastic surgery is messin with her brain! As for Whitney, don't worry everyone because she's getting her own show! "The City" is premiering December 29! It's looking exciting!! Can't Wait!!